I had a splitting headache

Today may have been the goriest day yet in Anatomy lab. Yesterday (my preceptor day) the lab group studied the pharynx and throat structures. As you can imagine, those are difficult to see (from the outside). In order to make them visible, they bisected (cut) the posterior (rear) muscles of the neck and lifted the head forward off of the spine (the anterior muscles were still attached). Basically imagine looking down with your chin on your chest, and your head popping off and continuing to roll forward until your eyes and nose were flat on your chest. But that sure opened up the area.

Well, I went to lab today and my tablemates reviewed the structures identified yesterday. Not too bad. Then we got going on today’s dissection. We were studying the nasal cavity and related structures (sinuses, etc.). Of course, you can’t see all the way up and back through the nostril so obviously you have to split the head into the right and left halves. I mean, what else could you do? And just who do you think the hacksaw (yes, hacksaw) was handed to? Yours truly. Not that I really minded though. Sparing you the grossest details, suffice it to say that it sounds just like you’d expect it to.

After I got the head split, we commenced to clean out the nasal septum and some extraneous structures. My group and I spent a long time cleaning and were very meticulous. We exposed all of the nerves and arteries and stuff that we needed to see when a professor came up to look at our work. His eyes got big he smiled. He said that, "he’d never seen that successfully dissected out intact before." He was talking about a tiny nervous ball (ganglion, cool word huh) hanging from a delicate nerve. He called the other professors over to show them. We tried to look nonchalant about it, but we were really beaming inside. Then he got on the microphone and told the entire lab to come over to our table and see our dissection. We took grief after class for that, but I think that my classmates were genuinely impressed. As much as I enjoy anatomy lab (and I seem to be quite good at the dissections), I do hope that I am able to get into surgery.

I also got my scores for the last exam of the horrible last week. I got another "B". I apparently took the 6 B’s talk a little too seriously. I feel OK about it though since my score was the average grade. I seem to be scoring within 1-2 % above or below average in all of my classes. In undergrad I would have been disappointed, but this is a little different. It makes me optimistic for graduating and passing all of my boards, but I hope it is enough to get into a good residency.

Amanda Hugnkiss

My terribly difficult Anatomy exam that I took last Thursday was just that. Terrible! Or at least that’s what I expected as I walked out of the test. We got our scores back today. When scores are delivered, they put them into our mailboxes at school. It was like an Alaskan river during salmon spawning in the mailroom. There must have been 50 people in my class in there. The smell of apprehension was thick. I could actually hear pulses as I walked into the room. Apparently, everyone else felt as I did about our prospective scores of such a difficult exam. As I worked my way to my box, I passed many telling countenances, some smiling, some not. As I sidled up to my mailbox, I could see it inside, all pink and ominous (our anatomy practicals are done on pink answer sheets). For the moment, it was just me and that mailbox. I could feel my palms sweating; my heart racing. “Whoa there big fella”, I said. There’s still another exam to make up the points. As I reached down for my key, I had an uneasy feeling, like waiting for the warden to throw the switch. I slowly slid the key in, turned, and opened the door. Had it come to this? Was I really afraid of a pink paper? And as I felt my last ounce of courage begin to flee, I saw it; a “B”.

What happened next cannot be explained. I grabbed the guy next to me (good thing it was a guy and a straight one at that) and hugged him. He simply smiled and said, “Good news?” I closed my box and began to leave the room, a smiling salmon with my pink “B”.

Apparently size does matter

Ok, I guess that this entry should be rated PG-13. In Physiology, we have been studying cardiac function and along with it, vasculature. It is very interesting and if I were truly psychotic, I might consider cardiology. In the course of our studies, we discussed edema and its vascular causes. As it turns out, there are island populations in the Pacific that are prone to a certain parasitic infestation. One of the results of this infestation is elephantitis. The oddity in the story is that the elephantitis is typically limited to the legs or more commonly…the scrotum. There are even recorded cases of the scrotal weight exceeding 175 lbs! This particular parasite is easily eradicated with antibiotics, but the indigenous hosts refuse treatment. It is a sign of virility and masculinity. So there you have it, size does matter. In case you think that I’m making this up… Again, PG-13. Picture.

To my throngs of faithful readers (You know who you are.. all three of you!), here are the answers to your questions.

My related preceptor is Dr. Adam Nally D.O. (Terry’s first cousin). My tests are timed. For example, a typical Anatomy/Histology test runs as follows:

6:30 am Anatomy Practical (Identify and Name indicated structures on cadavers). We have one minute per station and usually have 35-45 stations. Spelling counts!

7:30 am Histology Practical (Identify and Name microscopic specimens shown via PowerPoint). Again, one minute per slide with a total of 35-45 slides. Spelling still counts!

8:30 am Written Examinations. We have 120 minutes total to take both a 45-50 question Anatomy exam and a 45-50 question Histology exam.

All done before lectures start at 11:00.

My summer volunteer program will probably cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $1,400. I am still collecting information about locations and dates. Of course, costs are related to where you go, but Mexico/South America tend to be pretty reasonable. All funds that I am able to solicit from companies or individuals are tax-deductible for them.

I guess that I did not mention it before, but I am not at an allopathic Medical School (MD). I am at an Osteopathic Medical School. My school's Website. When I graduate I will be a DO (Doctor of Osteopathy) not an MD. Same credentials, same training, same practicing privileges, just a different philosophy concerning the body’s innate healing ability. But that’s a topic for another day.

With tests like these, who needs class?

So, I went to two out of six hours of classes today. And I only went to them because it was mandatory. This seems to be the status quo this week for me and most of the other students. I spent the majority of the day in the library. There is SO much material to learn for Thursday. The material in and of itself is not that difficult, but the pace kills you. The volume is tremendous. Oh well, the quarter is almost over.

I got my Biochemistry exam back from yesterday. I scored just a bit below the class average. I did about as well as I thought though. It did drop me from an A in the class to a B, but it is a high B. I will try to pull it to an A with the final. No pressure or anything;-).

We requested our third quarter electives this week. I requested a medical Spanish class and a community service class. The community service class is two Saturdays of performing sports physicals at a local high school for student athletes. It is rumored to be a great experience. The electives are on a first come first serve basis, so I hope that I get into the classes. They did not tell us when we will get our schedules, but I hope that it’s fairly soon. I hate waiting!

Levator labii superioris alaeque nasi

That’s a little muscle that runs from the side of your nose (near the top) to the corners of your mouth. It assists in smiling. No, really, that’s its name. That’s the kind of stuff that I’m studying right now. In Anatomy we are continuing our study of the head and neck. I have an Anatomy exam on Thursday, then Physiology on Monday, then…no more until finals. Incidentally, my first written final is on Valentine’s Day. I only have two finals that week, but I have five the following week. Then I have a week off. It’ll be nice to have some time off.

This morning was the Biochemistry exam that I was studying for this weekend. I don’t like having so many exams this close together. There isn’t enough time to prepare for them. I am not sure how I did. I felt comfortable with most of the material on the exam. However, there are always some things that I can narrow down to a couple of answers and then make an educated guess. Hopefully I did well enough. This is the second of three exams that we have in that class. It is also weighted the least of the three. I did very well on the first exam. I got a 95%. The class average was 84%, so I was elated. That also means that I do not have to do as well on subsequent exams to still get a respectable grade. We’ll just have to wait and see what happens with this one.